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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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