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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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