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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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