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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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