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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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