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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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