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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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