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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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