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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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