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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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