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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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