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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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