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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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