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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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