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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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