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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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