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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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