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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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