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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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