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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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