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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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