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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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