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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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