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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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