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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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