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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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