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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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