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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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