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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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