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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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