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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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