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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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