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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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