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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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