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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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