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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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