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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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