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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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