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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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