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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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