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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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