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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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