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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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