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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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