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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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