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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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