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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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