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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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