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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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