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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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