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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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