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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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