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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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