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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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